"Hey, I See Your Car Has Wendy's Doors!"

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 03/28/2017 at 07:23 • Filed to: Truth

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Car and Driver Shelby GT500 render. Ford is teasing 755 hp. A stock 650 hp Camaro ZL1 already runs 11.5 second quarter mile times.

“Oh, you didnt know?! Well you’ll be able to tell Wendy’s doors get BLOWN OFF, Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!11!1!!!!!11!1!!!11!1!!!!!eleven!!one!!!!11!1!!!!thatsmyquartermile!!!!11!1!!

Fastest cars on Earth:

5. Dodge SRT Demon

4. Bunch of Other Stuff

3. Modded Ford GT

2. Vacation Rental Car

1. My Buddy’s Mustang

random001 > Wobbles the Mind 03/28/2017 at 07:31

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I don’t.....I don’t get it....

Rainbow > random001 03/28/2017 at 07:35

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“When these doors get blown off.”

vondon302 > Wobbles the Mind 03/28/2017 at 07:37

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Pffft

My buddies got a v6 vette it set some kind of record.

Yeah sure it did kid, sure it did.

Wobbles the Mind > random001 03/28/2017 at 07:37

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I’ll work on it, I’m really proud of that pun I just need to build the delivery.

random001 > Rainbow 03/28/2017 at 08:59

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Thanks for that. It was early...

random001 > Wobbles the Mind 03/28/2017 at 09:00

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Much better delivered in person, I bet, where you can pronounce the pun. Reading it, I just wanted a square hamburger.

LOREM IPSUM > Wobbles the Mind 03/28/2017 at 09:29

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Q: Why are Wendy’s burgers square?

A: At Wendy’s, we don’t cut corners.